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FLIGHT RISING #69692

22/Genderqueer/Californian
They/Them pronouns. My name is Jessica but you can call me Jess, Jesse, or just Dongle.

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Art blog art! // Art from this blog! // Doodles and notebook sketches // A collection of quality posts

Posted on 23rd Sep at 8:07 AM, with 9 notes

my throat hurts a little and im sniffly as fuck IF I GET SICK IM GONNA BE SO PISSED

WHO DID THIS TO ME

Posted on 23rd Sep at 8:02 AM, with 4,634 notes

amphicoelias:

traceexcalibur:

I don’t know why Wheatley is always included on lists complaining about characters without a set human appearance being depicted as blonde skinny white dudes

other people like Cecil or that clock guy, totally understandable, but Wheatley is an ignorant and insensitive British-sounding dick who fucks everything up as soon as he’s put in a position of power

he is absolutely a white dude

i laughed harder than i should have.

Posted on 22nd Sep at 11:26 PM, with 13 notes

Anonymous said: youre really cute i have a BIG crush on ya

youve made a big mistake anon im very sweaty all the time and i eat way too many snacks

Posted on 22nd Sep at 11:24 PM, with 8 notes

image

foreignchespin replied to your post: Read More →

but y do u wait until ur in the bed y not in the tub

1) the water would get everywhere! what a mess

2) no bubble soap in the pusspuss

Posted on 22nd Sep at 11:03 PM, with 11 notes

how do you go into someone’s inbox and ask them if they’re thirst following you without feeling weird about it

Posted on 22nd Sep at 11:01 PM, with 25 notes

Anonymous said: you're looking deliciously queer today friend

Posted on 22nd Sep at 10:56 PM, with 10 notes

think of that huge bug-eyed face every time u see my nsfw art because thats the face behind it. terrifying. the face of a stone cold grandpa/dragon/robot fucker

Posted on 22nd Sep at 10:44 PM, with 62 notes
btw heres a preview of the glasses i ordered today at the optometrist!! they should be in in about two weeks!!!

btw heres a preview of the glasses i ordered today at the optometrist!! they should be in in about two weeks!!!

Posted on 22nd Sep at 10:31 PM, with 3 notes

disasterscenario replied to your post: for some reason i’ve had this song/vid…

Shit. Shit why are you so right about this.

his glasses are HUGE its got to be the huge glasses. right???

but who cares weve found stranger things attractive before we can deal w/ this

Posted on 22nd Sep at 10:26 PM, with 5 notes

my horrible fanart is garbage but its all i have in life, please accept it as a gift

Posted on 22nd Sep at 9:51 PM, with 6 notes

its sized so its big enough for a desktop background w/out being blurry

enjoy

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