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Posted on 31st Aug at 11:12 PM, with 1 note

Anonymous said: could you explain the twf no gf thing

it’s supposed to be “tfw no gf” but the person who ordered it fucked it up

whether or not they fucked up on PURPOSE is unclear

Posted on 31st Aug at 11:09 PM

earlier today i responded to a reply on a post about jennifer lawrence’s nudes leaking, and when the person got back onto tumblr they had some very rude messages in their inbox.

now my response was appropriate for the reply itself but what it triggered towards the person was uncalled for. they don’t want to be mentioned by name but if you reblogged the post or messaged them, you know who they are. i would appreciate if no one else harassed them

Posted on 31st Aug at 11:02 PM, with 3 notes

Anonymous said: Now that I'm 18 I've made like a tinder and I flirt with boys and I have no intention with them past flirting over the "web". I feel bad about this but I dunno if I should or not.

eh

if people wanna flirt w/ you, flirt back

you don’t owe anyone anything

Posted on 31st Aug at 10:38 PM, with 14 notes

i STILL want to kiss every FR deity

i will draw another porny picture of one of them, suggestions as to who??

Posted on 31st Aug at 10:09 PM, with 3 notes

haley why did you have to show me that picture

my life is over

Posted on 31st Aug at 9:15 PM, with 4,289 notes
y’all is short for Yeehaw to All, an ancient cowboy greeting
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Tagged: #good post
Posted on 31st Aug at 8:30 PM, with 1,413 notes
"Not all Drow."
— idk, Drizzt probably (via outofcontextdnd)
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Tagged: #omfg
Posted on 31st Aug at 7:00 PM, with 6,984 notes

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

(Source: grandmasterflash, via luxlurks)
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