Anonymous asked: That makes me smile! The universe is very large and the very fabric of existence is riddled with bumps and holes and is very uneven overall. Sometimes holes meet with bumps, or other holes, and anomalies happen! They're very interesting, really. There is no better way to discover how something works than to see it malfunction! If you ever witness an anomaly, wait for it to pass and go on with your day! I hope you have a nice day sweetheart.
oh gosh, thanks anon!
Anonymous asked: the monster under yr bed is jacking off
if theres a monster w/ a dick hiding in my room then i am fucking insulted that they have not let me dingle their dangle yet
Anonymous asked: That's normal for humans though! Besides, nobody has ever died due to an anomaly! At least not in my records. There's an incident of a car going into a car wash and not coming out the other end, but that's about the worst! They are usually just blips or loops in space or time. Reflections from a few weeks ago,walking through a door and coming out a different one... Just blips!
i will choose to embrace them w/ curiosity and not fear, or at least i will attempt to
i can only handle the unknown if i have somebody literally or metaphorically holding my hand, without the support of others i am weak and withered like a snail in the sun
Anonymous asked: Anomalies are more fun in my opinion. The universe is a big place! Sometimes stuff just happens, for no reason at all. Impossible things, sometimes. They're generally harmless.
i would agree except i am terrified of dying in fear and fear is all i feel when embracing the unknown
Anonymous asked: Oh. I appear to have mistaken an earthquake for an anomaly. My mistake deary. Carry on!
believe me i’m glad it’s an earthquake
Anonymous asked: It's best not to ask those kinds of questions, sweetie. Just pretend it never happened and slowly forget it did, and live your life normally. Doing otherwise would be a bad idea.
actually i just checked the california thing and apparently a magnitude 4 earthquake happened a little bit south of me a few minutes ago
praise be to technology!
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED MY BED JUST SHOOK REALLY HARD REALLY SUDDENLY
I DONT HEAR ANY NOISES NOTHING IS HAPPENING IN MY HOUSE I DONT THINK IT WAS AN EARTHQUAKE GOD WHAT THE FUCK IM TERRIFIED
Anonymous asked: idk if anyone has ever asked you this but is your url a homestarrunner reference? as in usb dongle goblin?
i have gotten asked that!
and no, i made it purely in honor of the phrase “usb dongle” existing and being a real actual phrase that you can use technically
i was amused by the phrase because we were using it as a euphemism for robot cocks
Anonymous asked: MS. DONGLE, MS. DONGLE. I am friends with an online actor and he goes on my tumblr sometimes and I think he's seen my tmi posts because he sometimes makes what seems like sly references!!! he's cute but I'm alarmed, what do I do? I'm so embarrassed u///u
go for it
Anonymous asked: yo that's a cute headcanon. have u ever considered commissioning erotica or naughty fanart of any of these fellows for like, your birthday, or are you too shy
i have drawn nsfw stuff up the wazoo (hah!) so it’s not that i am too shy it’s just that i haven’t
idk man maybe some day i’ll commission one of my close tumblr buddies
Anonymous asked: I already messed myself. I don't need this talk about spitroasting getting me hard again!
your typing style is so formal, its very curiosity inducing as to who the heck you are