"SO! Tell me, metal ball, what alien planet did you come from?”
"I keep telling you mate, I’m not from another planet! Was in space for a while, but I am definitely from Earth. Way underground Earth, even. I’m more from Earth than you are, you might even say!"
"Oh, yeah, like I believe that story. Don’t make me fry your circuits so the government can’t use you! I’ll do it!"
"You keep your grubby little hands off my hull, you loony!"
"Who are you calling a loony, cyclops?"
"Who are you calling a cyclops, big head?"
"Wh—who are you calling a big head, moron?"
"I’M NOT A MORON!"
"AND MY HEAD’S NOT BIG!"